The absolutely massive estate located just outside of San Antonio, Texas is currently accepting reservations for up to 37 guests at a time to come stay in its native-stone cabins and play in its pools, zip down its four-story waterslide, play tennis on its private court, or, you know, land your plane on its private airstrip.

 

The rental comes with seven separate sleeping units, containing nine total bedrooms, six bathrooms, and one half-bathroom, making it an ideal destination for family reunions, bachelor and bachelorette parties, or just friendly gatherings.

The cabins and other accommodations all surround the property's 53-foot pool that comes with its own grotto.

 

Just outside the pool, guests will find an open-air cabana that comes with a full kitchen and an over-sized gas grill, a small oven, dishwasher, two refrigerators, a built-in microwave, two sinks, full WiFi capabilities, and a 65-inch LCD satellite television with theater sound.

Inside, kids will find their own flatscreen TV with Wii game console, billiards, table tennis, and surround sound for their own little dance parties.

 

There are literally too many fun things to list off about the property here.